raidthisway: I swear on Allister Fletcher’s corpse if Spike cuts off half of the Tomb Raider trailer in the middle and says some shit like, “See the full trailer now at www.TombRaider.com!” again I will kill someone.
twinpistols replied to your photo: My entry for the Tomb Raider ‘By Hand’ contest…. Wow Stella! That looks amazing! Anyway that you could make a tutorial for your cosplay site on how to make one! Id love to have my own to display with my tomb raider collection! Thanks! I was planning to, but the tutorial is taking a little longer to put together. I hope to post it in the next few days. :)
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
THROWS UP EVERYWHERE AND CRIES BEAUSE OF TOMB...
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found. Then, look at this: An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino. Compare them: i believe.
Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.
satans-testicle: hihowsyourlife: makeup tutorial!!! i fucking love you